Demise of the American Hobo
"Sadly, the long and bloody reign of the American hobo is nearly at an end. Finding themselves in competition with Asian hobos who can eat and stab twice as fast on half as much liquor, the American hobo industry will inevitably be forced out of business."
http://leahylounge.blogspot.com/2005/11/riding-blinds-with-american-hobo.html.
Actually, snark aside, I've always thought hobos to be quite noble. Check out this link of Hobo Terminology and other nibbly Hobo bits.
